stress

its a california slang term which defines a type of weed that is so shitty it causes "stress". the slang originated from the outskirts of southern californian beaches which was passed along until it reached the main cities. many tourists come to CA looking for bomb ass chronic, or chron, but end up with stress because they don't understand CA slang.

Person A: Dude i bought this bomb ass chronic for a tight ass price from a dude that's in my Bio class dude...
Person B: What the fuck are u talkin' about dude... that shit's haggard as fuck... look at it!
Person A: ur right dude it looks shitty... it's not even furry and fluffy dude.. what should i do dude
Person B: it's ur fault.. dude.. u bought stress u fucking idiot





Tourist: hi im from Canada!
Cali pothead dude: that's chill...
Tourist: u got weed, eh?
Cali pothead dude: maybe..... what u lookin for dude.. i mite got what u need
Tourist: im looking for something that might help my "stress"
Cali pothead dude: so ur looking for stress?
Tourist: ??? yeah yeah wutever dude yeah ???
Cali pothead dude: haha 25 bucks a gram dude
Tourist: wut the fuck this is shitty!!!!!
Cali pothead dude: ur face is haggard

by aznsnoozer3 September 1, 2005

Stressed

A mental block that clouds your brain when people piss the fuck out of you, and all you can think about is beating the living soul outta them. When you eat sooo much you undergo a transformation of becoming FATT, yes, big belly fat, and u start having amnesia about the normal duties of life like showering.

A good scenario would be going to a fucked up school with fucked up people, and when you dont get enough time to study you have to stress about pretending to be sick or actually GETTING urself sick so you dont have to go to school the next day.

Girl: "OMFGGG I NEED TO BEAT THE CRAP OUT OF THE GUY WHO THREW THAT CRAP AT ME!!!IM STRESSED!!!!"

Guy who Threw Crap: Here! Let me throw another one at you!!!!!

Girl: AHHHHH

The Guy unfortunately gets beaten up reallll good!
what can i say? stress some1 out like that and this is whatcha get!!

by IMSTRESSED February 5, 2009

stress

Swag, B.S. weed

Stay away from that stress

by L- Frame October 10, 2003

Stress

Math. School. Life. Everything has stress and there is no escaping it, no matter what you do.

Sorry, sucker. Stress is not something you can escape.

by Cinashio May 21, 2018

Stress

Stress: (V) When you want strangle the living shit out of some ass hole who probably deserves it.

I feel like taking my stress out on John.

by Socomsnake April 10, 2006

Stressed

I feeling of depression or sadness. A way of holding in all of your emotions.

Emma: "ughhh I'm so stressed!"
Lucas: "want to talk?"

Emma: "No I'm fine."

by may minion April 7, 2017

Stressful

Sosiopathic definition is one of or a combination of "too lazy to do anything productive or responsible, but I have to" &/or "time limit."

1)Never having had a job before, she found having to do things for other people at a quick pace to be stressful.

2)When playing Psychonaughts, the sudden difficulty curves in the boss levels thrown in between boughts of lackluster gameplay to be as stressful on her heart as the button mashing was on her fingers.

by Likalaruku November 2, 2009