Consuming a bottled beverage, using a bendy straw which allows the liquid to be replaced by air, therefore, not creating a vacuum, meaning the beverage will go down faster.

See 'Strawpedo'
"Another round of Strawberry Bastards!!"

"Anyone fancy a Strawberry Bastard?"
by Team Romford April 21, 2008
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