Chicken that contains one or more of the following characteristics:
1. Black Spots
2. Strange red dots
3. Dark complexion
(White Meat only Bitches!!)
Note that weird chicken can vary and different characteristics and types of weird chicken may exist.
"Eww I don't want their chicken its Weird Chicken!!!"
A "Chicken Fucker" is not only one who gets off fucking chickens, used as slang in a movie, and also a drink (shot) which is 1/2 oz. of wild turkey, 1/2 oz. of tequilla and a 1/2 oz. of beer, but also used in many ways as a conversation starter or opening or expression of strong emphasis towards friends or even used to make no sense. SEE EXAMPLES BELOW!
The Jas Jibberish definition: A constipated vigor of dan rather near the end finds out sara hasn't even been there, goes for another chance at the world cup, and can't believe I am here even in spirit under a vast quantity of George Bush Sauce.
1.Sup Chicken Fucker!
2.Matt Is A Chicken Fucker.
3.Dude, Stop Being A Chicken Fucker.
4.(To Old Lady With Walker On Side Of Street Walking Dog) CHICKEN FUCKER!!! (and then duck down and hide)
5.Have A Chicken Johnson Fucker!!
|3.||Colonel's Chicken Fun Pack|
When Dane Cook wanted to play a prank, he would go to KFC and order a Colonel's Chicken Fun Pack, which is, of course, not on the menu.
This is where the "prank" part comes in.
You walk in very serius, NOT all "Gigglesfest" and you stand in front of the clerk, contemplate momentarily, or rather, give the illusion of thought in your menu choice, and say, "I'll take the Colonel's Chicken Fun Pack."
If all goes well, the clerk will be left in a state of confusion, questioning his or her manger about the non-existent food item you ordered.
In performing this skit, be prepared for strange looks, and dumb questions.
WHAT YOU WANT TO HAPPEN:
Dane : *walks into KFC* I'll take the, um...Colonel's Chicken Fun Pack.
KFC Employee : Excuse me?
Dane : The Colonel's Chicken Fun Pack.
Employee : Do you mean the laptop pack?
Dane : No.
Emlpoyee : *dumfounded* Was that a limited time offer?!
WHAT YOU DO NOT WANT TO HAPPEN:
Dane : Can I have the Colonel's Chicken Fun Pack?
Employee : That is NOT on the menu.
One who performs intercourse on a chicken, preferably dressed.. A popular saying in the U.K.
" I caught him around the butcher shop.. He's a chicken Spinner!"
1. Delicious chicken dish involving a slab of boneless chicken which is dipped and fried.
2. A term which can describe any body part that the speaker chooses.
3. Can really be substituted for any noun that the speaker chooses...if they want to make it akward.
Fatty: "I like chicken tenders"
Pedophile: "I have chicken tenders in my basement..."
Robber: "You will put the chicken tenders in the bag!"
Druggie: "So...you got any chicken tenders?"
Drug Dealer: "You want some...chicken tenders?"
an adjective describing a person with unusual physical characteristics, or a person with strange behavior.
"You see that guy? What a funky chicken!"
a douche bag with ugly, over-highlighted hair, and dates stinky girls with scene haircuts, and yeast infections.
always talks about suicide, even though he is too CHICKEN SHIT to do it!
and have very lame names like _____xchaos.
I have a huge depression problem, should be taking medicine, but don't. Thats to start. I have insomnia, which is killing me very slowly. Every night that I don't get sufficient sleep, takes time off my life's clock. I wake up everyday and my mind tells me the world is ending later that day, who the fuck knows why. I have a strange obsession in believing I am not real. No one is. We will all wake up eventually in a world where nothing is peaceful. We wake up and grab our guns and go defend ourselves to stay alive for a few more hours, if so. I've definitely had some weird thoughts clouding my thought process to the point where everything I see, to me is just another illusion. Something that shouldn'tbe there but I CAN touch it. I CAN sence its presence.
you're a SHIT CHICKEN!