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Strammer Hebel 

Four big guys and they bust on my eyes
They eat my a^s, just like apple pie
If they keep f^^kin’ me like this I might just die
They pipe my b^^ty til’ cry
He lick my D and the cm start drippin’
I took a bite out of his a^s it tastes like lemon pepper chicken
He throw me up in the air my b^^ty flippin’
He dug his balls in my b^^ty like he Scotty Pippen
Met the n^^ga last night
Then I rode his D like a bike
He’s so thicc he looks like a dyke
But that’s okay cause I think his name Mike
Jordan, he f^^k me while recordin’
He sent me butt pics this mornin’
Hands down the greatest nudes I’ve recieved
I love when I receive his BBC
Lorenz: wanga Bangalore

PHIL: JA DAS BIN , der Strammer Hebel sooooooos
LIRENZ:SCHINKEN BAZOOKA MAMÖMAMÖL
Strammer Hebel by Pulp Pumpe November 22, 2021
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Strimmer 

Strimmer aka Streamer is the thing u call ur fav streamer when you want to adress them in chat
*Streamer walks past sidequest object without noticing*
Chat: Hey strimmer! you missed something :zfgmad:
Strimmer by VengeanceU December 15, 2020

joe strummer 

it pains me to say that im the first person to write a decent definition for this great man.
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Joe Strummer (born John Grahm Mellor) was/is the vocalist for one of the most important bands in punk rock The Clash. With a leftist political view and a reggae influence, The Clash rose to the top. The Clash broke up in the late 1980's and Strummer went on to a solo career. In 1995 or so, Joe strummer signed onto Hellcat records with a backing band called The Mescaleros, releasing fourl albums before his death on December 22, 2002
Joe strummer was one of the most amazing vocalists of the 80's.
joe strummer by Dalle October 8, 2005

Strammed 

Strammed = English version of the danish word 'Stramt' which means tight. it is used when something bad happens.
Guy 1: Yo dude, i'm out of weed.
Guy 2: Strammed
Strammed by Mitnavnerandreas November 10, 2010

joe strummer 

The Fact that I am the first person to write a definition for Joe Strummer is crying shame. Frontman of the greatest punk band ever to play, The Clash, and later the lead singer of Joe Strummer and The Mescaleros, Joe Strummer, while widely regarded all over the world is still amazingly underrated. More influentual than John Lennon or any other musician, Joe Strummer is quite simply "God."
-Who are the Clash?
-The Clash are the greatest punk group of all time.
-Who is Joe Strummer?
-The second coming.
joe strummer by Gangsta P.I.M.P. September 6, 2005

Dio Stramerda 

it's basically God ultra shit
"Dio stramerda sei un coglione testa di cazzo"

Joe Strummer 

One of the greatest people who ever has or ever will walk the face of this earth. He was a musician, a political activist, and an all around great guy. Born John Graham Mellor on August 21, 1952. Fronted one of the greatest bands of all time, The Clash. After their breakup, he went on to have a solo career and work in film. In 1999, he formed Joe Strummer and the Mescaleros, a great band. He died on December 22, 2002, at the age of 50. It just goes to show, only the good die young. RIP.
RIP, Joe Strummer, you were and still are awesome.
Joe Strummer by Clash City Rocker January 7, 2006