Straight up a ho

A subset example of the affects of stripper mentality. Usually a woman who as a stripper became accustomed to making ungodly amounts of money in short time spans. In the process draining men of their possessions and bank accounts. However, now as age has taken hold and beauty has faded she resorts to the oldest make a buck profession. That's right, massage with a happy ending.

Dude: Jake, what's up with your girls mom? She be suddenly frontin a lot of money and new stuff. What gives?

Jake: She's straight up a ho! Giving lonely old men happy ending massages and telling them what they want to hear.

Straight up a ho by T_rump_supporter July 17, 2016

straight up hook up 

A truly legit and good deal.

Save your school supply coupons and use them tax free weekend. Some of your purchases will be for free.
Now that's a straight up hook up!

straight up hook up by RastaMermaid October 9, 2008

Straight up hood nigga 

The bitchinest person you'll ever meet. Straight from the ghetto.

Omg, look at Danielle. What a straight up hood nigga.

Straight up hood nigga by bitchassnigga1111122222222 March 10, 2012

Straight up hip hop 

A cool compliment that can be used in any situation.

My mum got me floor seats to the Harlem Globetrotters!!

Holy shit ... that's straight up hip hop.

Straight up hip hop by Upyerkilt333 January 12, 2022

straight up triflin ass hoe

a fugly ass girl who thinks shes one bad ass bitch who fucks a different guy every night and has std's and a rotten crotch like cassidy smith.

yo, that bitch ova there cassidy is a straight up triflin ass hoe.

straight up triflin ass hoe by hahabitchhhhh December 1, 2010

Straight Lesbian Hook Up

A straight girl-on-girl hook up is where two straight girls have sex. The girls can not be lesbian or bisexual. This is also called and Experiment.

Jane: Did you hear?

Penny: What, did Fat Felicia have liposuction?

Jane: Sara and Leslie had a Straight Lesbian Hook Up!

Penny: But they have boyfriends!

Jane: So do I but I had sex with Ellie!

Penny: WHY ARE ALL THE STRAIGHT GIRLS SLEEPING WITH THEIR FRIENDS WHILE THEY HAVE BOYFRIENDS!

Straight Lesbian Hook Up by AzealiaB November 21, 2013

mormon's Prayer: "There are no losses, straight finesse, call me shalashaska, Used to call me absurd now I pull up on the curve because I smack more backs that I care to admit, I swear I spit hot lava and that is my sword."

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mormon's Prayer: "There are no losses, straight finesse, call me shalashaska, Used to call me absurd now I pull up on the curve because I smack more backs that I care to admit, I swear I spit hot lava and that is my sword."

mormon's Prayer: "There are no losses, straight finesse, call me shalashaska, Used to call me absurd now I pull up on the curve because I smack more backs that I care to admit, I swear I spit hot lava and that is my sword." by SuchBackSmacker March 12, 2025