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Willy Storage Facility

A vaginal cavity.
Labby saw the beauty of the man before her and said to Genny, "I want him inside my willy storage facility! I just want him to electrocunt me."

getting stuff from storage 

Workplace euphemism for taking a dump.
Boss: Where they hell were you for 20mins?

Slacker employee: Was getting stuff from storage...

Peter Stormare 

Grim-looking Swedish actor, born 1953, with a waaay wicked sense of humour. Has starred as hitman Gaear Grimsrud in Fargo, porn star Karl Hungus in The Big Lebowski, eye transplant doctor Solomon Eddie in Minority Report, Ernst Roehm in Hitler: The Rise of Evil and Satan in Constantine. Has also done a truly unforgettable series of adverts for Volkswagen (Unpimp my Auto). Film, stage, voice and television actor, theatrical director, musician and playwright. All round rare auld character.
Can't wait to see what Peter Stormare does next.
Peter Stormare by Fearman December 26, 2007

Peter Stormare 

Verb referring to the act of cutting off two toes.

Also a very famous Swedish actor, starring in Prison Break, Minority Report, Chocolat, Armageddon and Wind Talkers.
- Do you want me to Peter Stormare you?
- No! Please, no! My two toes are too valuable!
Peter Stormare by Xschtar February 6, 2006

Correct storage temperatures for ripe tomatoes

Store in a cool place(50F to 60F). Lower temperatures may cause chilling injury. Pantries, basements or garages can provide a cool place during most of the year. Non-insulated garages may be too warm in the summer and too cold during winter.
Allways treat tomatos with care and respect. Report any suspicious tomatoe related behaviour to either The British Tomato Growers' Association or the California Tomato Commission
"A tomato is not just for christmas; its for many other occasions including, but not exclusive to:
Easter
Jack Daniels birthday
Pre-pub fridge raid...day....?
Correct storage temperatures for ripe tomatoes - troubling times lye ahead for tomatos stored under incorrect temperatures......... indeed

Cold Storage 

The attic area above the Gym at Cannon School in North Carolina that is used for PAT Storage, Theater Company Storage, Sports storage, and, well... "other things"
"Im gonna go throw the plaster donkey head in Cold Storage. Can I have the key?"
Cold Storage by sbeakn' April 22, 2009