A ceased pool of a town, home to two packing plants that stink up the city and pollute the lake. The packing plants have brought drugs and illegal immigrants to the town. The State of Iowa threw 33 million dollars to help clean it up by building a hotel/waterpark. Known as "the mistake by the lake," King's Pointe Resort hasnt made a profit yet and will not ever.
Due to the criminal population, Storm Lake's Police force is an over-aggressive bunch of 18 year old crybabbies who shake in their boots as they arrest the innocent college kids who reside there rather than the ex-con from south Chicago. Giving the town the slogan, "come on vacation, leave on probation."
Due to the criminal population, Storm Lake's Police force is an over-aggressive bunch of 18 year old crybabbies who shake in their boots as they arrest the innocent college kids who reside there rather than the ex-con from south Chicago. Giving the town the slogan, "come on vacation, leave on probation."
by bigredkahuna March 14, 2011
by baggidity gonghead October 24, 2011
Storm Lake. Land of about 10,000 human creatures at a minimum. What do these people do on their weekends? Go to Sioux City? Not to Spencer, what is even in that mall anymore? Nah, if its summer they go downtown to drink. If they are college kids they go downtown to drink, or the local parties.If it is winter, guess what they do? Downtown to drink. High school reunion? Oh yeah, excuse to knit? Hell no, drink!! However is that what small towns are all about? Hell no! Project A Waste of Money, or AWAYSIS provide a great water resort named Kings Point. The meat packing plants provide the appropriate amount of pollution for the lake. The people on the outskirts of the city limits cry so they do not have to pay taxes all of the time, even though they are Storm Lakers. Great town to grow up in and visit your family in when you move the hell away from Storm Lake.
Suzie: Hey Paco, wanna hang out at my moms house?
Paco: Where is your moms house?
Suzie: Storm Lake, IA.
Paco: Ok, as long as she is not home so we can drink.
Jannie: Mommy, lets go swim in the lake at Storm Lake, IA.
Mommy:No dear, it is infes... how about we go to Kings Pointe, it has a slide.
Jannie: Yeahhhh!!
Paco: Where is your moms house?
Suzie: Storm Lake, IA.
Paco: Ok, as long as she is not home so we can drink.
Jannie: Mommy, lets go swim in the lake at Storm Lake, IA.
Mommy:No dear, it is infes... how about we go to Kings Pointe, it has a slide.
Jannie: Yeahhhh!!
by Lake gangsta July 22, 2011