TA storage is a gamer nerd whose real name is Alex. He lives in San Francisco, California, and was born in May in 1991. He claims to know a lot about computers, but can't prove it and makes constant references to OutKast and Weird Al Yankovic. He spams constantly on the Tests forum at eCritters. He was recently mistaken for a black kid named Keenan, to which he responded, "I'm not KEENAN you perverted dopes! That's a black name. I'm not black." Also uses the name weirdal28 and is known for dissing his other accounts to keep people from guessing that the 5 other people in the topic arguing are all actually him. Adores Cpheoix and meer'kitty.
Random eC user: Don't pull a TA storage and anti-mature for no reason
by Keenan the Baller May 7, 2008
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An object, typically a person of relationship significance, used as an emotional dumping ground and/or punching bag.
Paul, I'm not your storage shed, you can't unload your issues on me and not expect me to react.
by B Sugar May 12, 2011
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a girl who sleeps around with guys whether the guy has a girlfriend or not. she doesn't care.
that stupid penis storage is sleeping with my boyfriend!
by original spice March 5, 2007
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a) a meaningless verbal conflict between two individuals over a locker/storage space belonging to neither of them.

b) when you are dumped out and you are in a race to find a storage facility for your belongings

c) (parodying a reality TV show of the same name): a verbally aggressive auction bid for the contents of a storage locker belonging to a person who can longer rent the locker.
If you are in a storage-wars definition a) you are doing something stupid; first figure out who the space belongs to. if definition b) applies to you, what is to Louis XIV if you are dumped out; finding storage for your belongings is now your problem.
by Sexydimma March 7, 2015
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