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STOLPITUDE

Dogged and resourceful determination to compensate for, and/or atone for, past mistakes, especially in the face of overwhelming odds.

This term is directly inspired by the epic January 1993 struggle, viewed around the world, of James and Jennifer Stolpa and their baby. They turned down a side road while driving towards Idaho through northern Nevada, seeking a shortcut--a highly dubious venture at that time of year-- got lost in the snow, and almost lost their lives. James Stolpa struggled miles alone through the snow for help and saved his family while suffering severe frostbite. Each time another family is lost in the snow, the TV stations haul out the Stolpa footage and recall their struggle.
Augustino was past denial and ready to admit that a sufficiency of beer was not the only thing he should have considered before deciding to take the Boston Whaler to Hawaii. But no-one could accuse him of lacking Stolpitude. Grabbing the nearest floating keg, he set his course and kicked off for San Pedro.
STOLPITUDE by Oliver from Bolivar January 12, 2009

stupitude 

When one has a stupid moronic attitude.
Jerry said that Donald Trump would make a good president and Sonja said I can't beli VE your stupitude.
stupitude by Tony Roland May 3, 2016
A stupid way of writing stupid.
if you're reading this you are stoopide.
stoopide by ChezburgerGirl May 7, 2018

stoutitude

A degree to measure how stout a beer is.
The stoutitude of this beer was so great but it was too malty; I needed a more basic stout style beer.
stoutitude by MarZupial May 23, 2018

stoopider 

Camila your stoopid
Javi your stoopider
The one stoopider means that someone is dumber then you
stoopider by AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA September 27, 2018

Stoopider 

More stoopid than stoopid
Guy: bro ur Stoopid

His friend: ur stoopider
Stoopider by Bethany166666665 July 28, 2019