Stop touching kids
Stop touching kids by Findlay Rimmr August 30, 2020
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Stop killing kids
Says Candy O but if her religion is true then he ISN'T killing kids. The good ones are going to heaven and the bad ones are going to hell.
Hym "Therefore, killing kids only has moral significance if her religion is false. And IF NOT, and the religion is TRUE... He can't stop killing kids. Because he isn't. They are immortal. They have immortal souls. The religion leaves no room protesting the death of children because under the auspices of her own religion, whatever is happening to those kids is, in fact, whatever her God wants to happen. They are either burning forever in a lake of fire OR they were fast-tracked to paradise. And there is no in-between. She also has no moral basis for things like threatening children. Nothing in the Bible about threatening kids and there is A LOT in the Bible about murdering them. God regularly tells people to do it and/or sends bears to murder them himself. Tells Isaac to murder his son. Tells Jebthah to murder his daughter. Tells Saul to kill all of the men, women, children, and animals and then when Saul FAILS and has David do it. And it would be weird for Sodom and Gomorrah to be completely devoid of children or the entire world to be devoid of children before the flood... So... Yeah, no, but it DOES say something about not being allowed to steal."
Stop killing kids by Hym Iam April 26, 2025
What part of stop doing it or I'll murder your kids do you not understand
If you don't don't leave me alone and give me the money you are making from thins I will murder your kids. If I don't need to live then your kids don't.
Hym "What part of stop doing it or I'll murder your kids do you not understand? Seriously. You can't just expect me to live like this. I don't need to work harder. I don't need to change. Make them stop or I will kill your kids. At least one. Whatever you are trying to accomplish just isn't worth it. And you know it. You are banking on me 'chickening out' and that just isn't going to cut. You need to do what I'm telling you. I'm not letting you steal my idea and I'm not letting you teach me a lesson about women or cripple or your kids. I have I right to do what I'm do and you don't. You need to accept that and move on with your lives because I'm not going to and I'll kill your kids before I let you get the better of me."
The Stoopids
(noun) when you are in the middle of speaking and you flip words in a sentence or the first letters of two words, making it sound like you can't speak English
"What are you thinking of ordering for breakfast?"
"Hmmm, I'm not quite sure but I was thinking the Trench Foast."
"The what?!"
"I.. I meant French Toast."
"Oh man, you have The Stoopids!"
"Are you on your way?"
"Yeah, I'm highway on the driving"
"You're what?!"
"I meant I'm driving on the highway... Dammit, my Stoopids are showing again"
"Hmmm, I'm not quite sure but I was thinking the Trench Foast."
"The what?!"
"I.. I meant French Toast."
"Oh man, you have The Stoopids!"
"Are you on your way?"
"Yeah, I'm highway on the driving"
"You're what?!"
"I meant I'm driving on the highway... Dammit, my Stoopids are showing again"
The Stoopids by onion valence November 5, 2017
Nutshot
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026
Nerd neck
A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026