|1.||stoop & droop|
An outdoor poop when you got the shits. Squatting down with you pants "hopefully" clear of the target draining your ass of mulchy-brown grim-juice...
(a) blood, I aint so sure I can make it back home... I got the gurgle.
(b) dude, you gota go?
(c) man, Im takin a stoop & droop here and now fo sho. Watch out for me - this shits projectile!