Bits of corn in your feces.
Nate wasn't sure whether he'd digested that chipotle until he passed those stool jewels.
by BurtButterCrock July 1, 2017
Get the Stool jewels mug.
A name often used to refer to a homosexual that prefers to give it as opposed to taking it.

Someone that gives anal sex.
When Danny decided to be a gay, he promised to only be a stool pusher.

Have you been pushing stools?
by Raggamuffin00 April 21, 2010
Get the Stool Pusher mug.
dirty rat, rat, taddle tale, snitch,
50 cent is a stool pigeon. he snitched on Hova.
by paul January 26, 2004
Get the stool pigeon mug.
1. To tear off large quantities of toilet paper and drop them in the toilet, usually done when one feels the need to defecate, and/or does not wish to be heard doing so for reasons of privacy.

2. An action taken when one no longer wishes to stall stall, being pressed for time or wishing to leave the restroom.
While in the public restroom, Pablo used a stool silencer to avoid embarrassment and alerting others to how he was using the stall.
by Reyasa August 23, 2011
Get the Stool Silencer mug.
A Perfect Stool whose trajectory upon exit carries it down the plumbing and completely out of view, leaving no evidence (on T.P. or in bowl) that a stool was ever present. Acknowledged as an act of divine intervention.
So, I'm on the shitter and I go to wipe - nothing! Completely clean! Then, to my amazement, I peer into the bowl and there's nothing there. Immaculate stool! Praise the Lord! It's as though Jesus reached down from Heaven and anointed my anus with the holy spirit!
by Brett 327 April 8, 2011
Get the Immaculate Stool mug.
A stool wizard is somebody who dabbles in the art of stool wizardry. They have big magic ears that make stools and block out the sun
That guy Michael looks like a stool Wizard just look at the size of his ears
by Crazysteve May 11, 2018
Get the Stool Wizard mug.
When you are at work and have just taken a vicious dump. The process of waiting in the stall until whichever people are in the bathroom do not witness you leaving the stall and implicate you in your horrific act of defiling the bathroom
Bro, I had to do the Stool Stall for like 5 minutes. Chuck was in the bathroom brushing his teeth and combing his hair. I had to wait him out.
by moffboy March 23, 2017
Get the Stool Stall mug.