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to rub ones feaces on yourself because you cannot afford fake tan

my stool tan didnt work last night, to much corn.

that bird over there has a peanut in her hair, she must have been stool tanning

i tried stool tanning from my dog, i looked like i had varacous vains cos it had been eating grass
by mr b allbags August 14, 2008

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