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stoner-maneuver 

a man who has mastered the stoner maneuver. one who can convince others at a party to bring them things without ever leaving the couch.
mike: "hey brenda can you pass me that lighter..."
brenda gets up from her seat and gets the lighter and passes it. while she is up...
mike: "while ur up can you get us a couple beers?"
brenda: "sure :)"
juan: "dude...nice stoner-maneuver!"
stoner-maneuver is often said in a high pitched and rapid style so only those in the know understand
stoner-maneuver by kindsir44 June 14, 2009
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stone man syndrome 

Also know as Fibrodysplasia ossificans progressiva nasty disease that turns living cells into bone. A very rare disease though the average life expectancy is 56 years old.1 in 2 million people get it.
Stone man syndrome is a rare disease that is always fatal

Stoney Vibes Man 

A saying meaning that I’m kinda STONED at the moment and want to pass the MELLOW STONEY VIBES on man..✌️
🔥 Stoney Vibes Man🔥
As you pass a JOINT BONG PIPE VAPE PEN whatever else your using to consume your CANNABIS you say Stoney Vibes Man!

(After a good smoking sesh)
I’m gonna head out! Stoney Vibes Man!

(Running into another stoner)
What’s up? Stoney Vibes Man!

(Post on social media anything STONER related)
🔥 Stoney Vibes Man 🔥
Stoney Vibes Man by ClassicRonnie February 17, 2019

Stone Mansfield

One who gets rejected by the same girl over ten times. The master of what we call, "anti-rizz." Someone that has no play and is fatter than Pillsbury Doughboy.
"EWW! Is that Stone Mansfield?!"

"Why is Stone Mansfield even talking to us?"
"I have never seen someone as ugly as Stone Mansfield!"

Stone Mansfield

a very sexy man, has too much rizz and gets an insatiable amount of play
"Stone mansfield spoke to me yesterday! hes so hot!"
Stone Mansfield by mochibearuwu August 23, 2023

Stonerland 

The eastern constituent country of the Union of Stonerland and Tokeopia. It is reknowned for its relaxed laws and attitudes, tasty and widely available munch, cultural love of uber-comfy sofas and extensive use of cannabis sativa.
"I'm sooooo going to Stonerland on holiday this year!"
Stonerland by Mr. Stab December 4, 2007

Marjory stoneman douglas high 

A garbage filled highschool with incompetant teachers who assign too much homework, rich blonde bimbo bitches who sleep with everyone's boyfriend and a whole lot of weed.
aka: douglas, stoneman douglas, msd
guy 1: UGH I just found out i'm going to marjory stoneman douglas high next year
guy 2: Here's a gun, just kill yourself now