Stoner Gremlins are terrible creatures that live on Worthing beach. They attack stoners and are invisible to the normal eye. Normal side effects of seeing Stoner Gremlins is running away as fast as you can and crying your eyes out. They are rats with wings and they're as real as a goldfish.
"Hey want to get stoned on the beach?" "Hell no there's stoner gremlins"
by Anomalous25 November 19, 2007