Stonertite 

A more permanant version of "munchies". When someone has smoked so much weed, they have an odd appetite 24/7 and usually doesn't consist of super gigantic meals.

They had a cup of whip cream?! They're not even stoned and they're craving that? They got epic stonertites.

Stonertite by ThatOneFellaah April 28, 2009

stoopfruit 

A person who is stupid at that moment and/or is masturbating and/or taking high doeses of heroin.

Oh my god did you see Mr. Jones being a stoopfruit?

stoopfruit by Bob's friend April 13, 2005

stone-fruit

a term describing someone who has an over-the-top reaction to small annoyances. also known as apricot-boy.

Oh my god why are you such a stone-fruit???

stone-fruit by hottest_eddie_45 May 15, 2008

stonerfruit 

A gay dude that smoke the maryjane.

A: "Haha they call you peaches?"
B: "OMG THAT'S THE PERFECT NICKNAME FOR ME!!"
A: "Oh... that's cool. I'm more of a plum, but peaches and plums are both stonefruits.
B: "uhh..."
A: "HEY didn't you used to smoke? Oh and you're gay... so ... does that make you a STONERfruit?"
B: O.o

stonerfruit by Phillip Yœrass July 23, 2010

stoneritis 

A made-up (as far as I know) and also possibly temporary (depending on your decisions, once you get it) illness that you can get from being around stoners too much or possibly, even just getting touched, talked to, etc. by one where you also become a stoner yourself just from the influence of being around/touched/talked to by one or a group of them. It is usually just used jokingly to make fun of unwanted stoner people that are around you to make it known that they are not welcome around you.

*a stoner, still within earshot, almost touches you* "Woah, that was a close one! That stoner over there almost toched me. I could have gotten stoneritis. We gotta find somewhere else to hang out." (said to a friend)

"She's totally got stoneritis from hanging out with those stoner idiots all the time. That's why I just stay away from her. I don't want to get it too."

stoneritis by Mikey_Mausoleum January 14, 2010

Stoneritis 

a condition in which a person no longer wants to hang out with someone unless they have marijuana with them

person 1: Wanna hang?
person 2: Sure, you got gas?
person 1: nah
person 2: never mind then.

person 1: man you got a major case of stoneritis!

Stoneritis by okLittiLko May 20, 2017