Stone-wall Jackson

When a male is expecting a date to end in sex, and is usually unpleasantly disappointed. Generally the date leaves the male feeling discouraged, and so sad they can't even muster up the enthusiasm to masturbate.

"Damn, I drove 15 miles in a blizzard to get some, and it ended in stone-wall Jackson. I couldn't even muster up the enthusiasm to masturbate!"
"What a bitch."

by Wooley, mixmaster. April 28, 2009

Stone Wall Jackson

When someone who knows there history and also smokes a lot of weed and has a square head.

Your dad looks like stone wall jackson.

by b ran jannsen May 22, 2008