Stoecker

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A Stoecker is an extremely sexy, intelligent species of man. They can be characterized by their model-esque looks, and have been permanantly banned from all Sexiest Man Alive contests. They are often seen traveling in pack's, usually consisting of one alpha male, and followed by a large number of Kim Kardashian-esque females, usually around the age of 20. They are also known for their love of exotic cars, great food, and most of all, fine women.

Dude, that guys got so many girls with him, he must be a Stoecker

Stoecker by gmoney199972 September 13, 2011

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STOCKER

A STOCKER IS SOMEONE WHO RESTOCKS THE SHELVES AT GROCERY STORES AND SUPERMARKETS AND DEPARTMENT STORES SO CUSTOMERS CAN SHOP AND BUY WHAT THEY WANT WHEN THEY WANT IT AND NOT HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT IT BEING OUT OF STOCK.

Rita is an over-night stocker who works at wal-mart and re-stocks the shelves while everyone in their right mind is asleep.

STOCKER by j topper the pot head rock May 29, 2010

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Stocker

Another word for a “post” on a football goal.

Martin Tyler: “Oh and it’s gone off the Stocker and into the net! What a beautyyyyy!

Stocker by MatTheFish April 13, 2020

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leah stecker

Leah Is a one of a kind friend that you can always trust. She is a very kind and loving friend. Leah is definitely one of the prettiest girls out there and will always make you laugh. I wish everyone had a leah Stecker in their life

Man leah Stecker is the best friend I've ever had!!

leah stecker by Salamander14682483659 March 29, 2017

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Tyler stocker

He’s a little bit gaeeeeeeeeeer like me but u know we move he’s funny he’s cute well at least I find him cute idk he slays and got that badussy

Tyler stocker is such a badussy though 😭🤭

Tyler stocker by Tylerisabadussyforlife February 13, 2023

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dirt stocker

Someone who stocks items in a store in the most inconvenient places.

Guy: Why the hell is there a random can of Pepsi among this bread? Damn dirt stockers...

dirt stocker by Jerrika12 December 22, 2014

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Stecker Special

A dessert creation that consists of cinnamon swirl bread (could also be cinnamon raisin) that is toasted, covered in peanut butter, that is topped with several scoops of ice cream that are drizzled in maple syrup.

Nathan had a long practice and wants to unwind with a Stecker Special.

Stecker Special by warnerbro April 2, 2011

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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.

Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade

Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026

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floxi

Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).

After we broke up, he was floxi to me.

floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009

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leafers

NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.

New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.

leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005

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Respectfully

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.

Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.

Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020

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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

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crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

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