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St John's College Cardiff 

A shit school with shit people and shit teachers. Like Ms Jones really be out here giving people death stares and shiz. The teachers really be Givin detentions for not bringing a book and having ur hair down. Like actually why? All of them really be not calm. And jus no. Girls really be out here having boyfriends with 2 years oldrr. And girls thinking they run the school and the boys think they be drug dealers or some shit. But they really jus be wearing puma.
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St John's University - Collegeville 

Small liberal arts catholic school located in the middle of no where MN. Co located next to St Ben's - an all girls school. These schools both cater to spoiled rich catholic kids who think they are better than Tommies, but not nearly as smart as Gusties.

60% of all the guys that go to SJU are GAY. Some just don't know it yet. But 4 year stay behind the Pine Curtail will get them out of the closet pretty fast.

St John's students are called Johnnies.
Guy 1 - where do you go to school?

Guy 2 - I go to school at St John's University - Collegeville. am a Johnny

Guy 1 - I am a Tommy

Guy 2 - Tommies SUCK!

Guy 1 - and Johnnies SWALLOW!

st.john's school

a no good bias school that hates everyone and talks bullshit all the time
St.John's school headmaster: U Cant come to our school because u r black

st John's boy 

Handsome, smart, and very well behaved boys from the rolling hills of Sekondi. They don't mess around.
This dude has a uniqueness about him, bro.
He must be a st John's boy.
st John's boy by Stow_e March 12, 2021

St John's School Boy 

A good looking and handsome boy. Cool to talk and joke with but will chop you by hook or crook.
I like that St John's School boy. He really deserves the J Town green top
A legend, born from the shadows, some call him Super Sexy StJohn, others call him long shlong John, to the blind he's the sight, to the deaf he's the sound and to the intelligent he's sexy. All StJohns share one thing in common and that's their passion for not giving a fuck
StJohn is sexy
StJohn by Exitkerb November 22, 2021
StJohn is an incredible guy, who is very intelligent and picks up new skills quickly. He is handsome and athletic without being too cocky, and lights up a room with his charm and humour. He can sometimes be a little introverted but he comes out of his shell for people worth talking to. Anyone who is friends with or in a relationship with a StJohn should feel very lucky, as they are as extraordinary and rare as the unique spelling of their name.
"I had no idea that guy was so funny! And handsome! I guess some guys really have it all!"
"Yeah, he was a total StJohn"
StJohn by Anonymous-Unknown November 24, 2021