stir fried shit

Terrible, horrible, atrocious food. The worst tasting thing ever.

My mother-in-law's meatloaf tasted terriblelike stir fried shit.

by minkadelulu November 3, 2014

Stir shit

The act of saying things about other people that could have heavy implications if they were true, but which however you can't prove

Boris to Francesca: Hey fran you spent a very long time in the meeting with jeremy today. What were you doing in the room
Francesca to Boris: Shut up Boris don't stir shit, you know i have a bf

by Marakesh October 3, 2006

stir shit

To stir shit means to address some issue which will metaphorically smell less if you leave it alone. (There has to be an issue there to begin with.)

You had to mention that, didn't you. You just had to stir shit!

by gakuxest September 11, 2008

If you are gonna stir the pot of shit be prepared to lick the spoon.

A statement-warning given to someone that what they are about to do may backfire and they may end up regretting it. Another spin on "if you can't do the time, don't do the crime.".

Why did you tell Jennifer you saw me downtown last night? If you are gonna stir the pot of shit be prepared to lick the spoon. After all, your closet isn't so tidy.

warning heed

by TheBigCanucklehead March 16, 2015