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simpette 

A female version of a simp; A female who overvalues a man who wouldn't do the same back. Mainly girls who fall for guys that will only hurt but continues to chase after them any chance they get.
Girl 1: Stop being a simpette for Anthony! He clearly does not like you.
simpette by Wackymolly May 19, 2020
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Simpette 

A: Bro this girl bought me a secret labs chair and sent me $400 for pictures of my abs, what a simpette.
Simpette by smarsbar April 10, 2020

Simpette 

Simpette: A female who overvalues a man who wouldn't do the same back. Mainly girls who fall for guys that will only hurt and cheat on them but continues to chase after them any chance they get.
Girl 1: "Is she really dating that guy again? He's cheated on her three times already!"
Girl 2: "Yeah, she always falls for his sappy excuses and refuses to ever leave him. She's such a female simp."
Simpette by SorrySally April 5, 2020
A small musical fragment, usually a melody
"This stimmet is a lovely melody"
stimmet by good_dividend June 9, 2017
The female form of a simp. She will do anything to get in a mans pants
Omg look it’s that simpet trying to fuck every dude she meets
Simpet by ...-panda-... February 24, 2020
(v): Sticking a partially missing limb (a stump) into someone's mouth. This will cause the receiver to make a muttering, unpleasant sound, that of which an inexperienced trumpeter would make.
I was trying to be nice to this handicap amputee... But he tried to stumpet me.
stumpet by ncreel December 8, 2014