hot sticky surprise

when a girl was piss drunk last night and wakes up not being able to open her mouth due to the hot jiz ejaculated in the oral region.

Little billy woke up with a hot sticky surprise and a latino in his bed, then was confirmed a gay.

by meowpoop and acclompice August 29, 2007

Cthulhu's Sticky Surprise

When a person fills their anal cavity with lube, corn syrup, and black dye, and surprises someone with it. Usually a significant other during sex.

Jimmy was shocked when he saw Susan gave him Cthulhu's Sticky Surprise after only the second date.

by Cthulhureceiver November 30, 2019

Cthulhu's Sticky Surprise

The act of retaining a concoction of corn syrup and black food coloring in one's rectum moments or sometimes hours before performing anal sex; terrifying the penetrator.

Yeah, my girlfriend is way too devoted to Halloween, man. She even pulled Cthulhu's Sticky Surprise on me. I had ants in my apartment for weeks.

by Dunkeroo November 30, 2019