someone who quotes comedian Jon Stewart to whoever will listen whenever possible in an attempt to recruit more people to watch his show and/or view it as a holy book. Stewartism consists of a trinity, Jon Stewart as the one true God, Obama his prophet, and the holy ghost Stephen Colbert. Stewartists are known to be extremely liberal and to assume that others will appreciate their frequent references and quotations.
Darwin: I'm not an atheist: I'm a stewartist.
by lolitolduitwudbthere2morrow October 04, 2009