A neurosis suffered by backers and subscribers of the '
game' Star Citizen.
Symptoms escalate exponentially relative to their fiscal stupidity and should not be engaged in anyway about how to
run a game development studio as this generally leads to the observers acquisition of symptom's and unless
treated with a heathy dose of "
outside' can lead to severe cognitive impairment.
All exhibit a vocal grandiose knowledge in the complexities of (including but not limited too) Celestial mechanics,
Rocket and missile
science, Combat flight both atmospheric and zero
gravity, Galactic mining geology and most importantly Video game development and Server maintenance,
Outside of this, a myriad of quasi-intellectual subjects surround the 'Startists' but on closer inspection almost all
posses no more than a rudimentary knowledge of anything more than their credit card details, how to
microwave yesterdays Uber eats, your Mothers address and how to (supposedly)
run a billion dollar video game development studio from your garage.
On the surface 100% of Startists will seem to possess a Nobel prize level knowledge of Einstein -Rosen bridge and Newtonian wormhole mechanics and although being unable to navigate to the shower can tell you with certainty how a video
game spaceship.jpeg would make the jump to Hyperspace without bouncing to close to a bar of soap.
