Steve Jobs-ing it 

"Steve Jobs-ing It" refers to a term when a fired CEO triumphantly returns to run the Company that she or he founded.

Fired and disgraced [Uber} CEO Travis Kalanick told many that he is working on "Steve Jobs-ing it" and will one day as Uber CEO again.

Steve Jobs-ing it by BBEmpress August 1, 2017

steve jobs-ing 

Refers to when a fired CEO returns again as CEO to the company that he or she started and founded.

Fired UberCEO Travis Kalanick told many colleagues that he will soon Steve Jobs-ing" and will return as Uber CEO again soon.

steve jobs-ing by EmpressSquad August 1, 2017

who the hell is steve jobs 

ligma balls

man 1: It's so sad that steve jobs died of ligma
man 2: Who the hell is steve jobs?

Man 1: Ligma balls
Man 2 fucking dies

who the hell is steve jobs by CrungleChugger97 October 21, 2021

Cockblocked by Steve Jobs 

The act or reactive measure when the opposite sex makes eye-contact with you and then proceeds to plug in their iPod as a defense mechanism to prevent you from making a move on them.

Josh: I saw this girl on the bus and was going to hit on her, then she busted out her iPod.

Sam: Aw man, you got cockblocked by Steve Jobs

Cockblocked by Steve Jobs by FreshPrince369 February 27, 2009

6stevejobs9 

6stevejobs9 is a Vietnamese mad man, trying to take over the world. having a bit of Africa, some of Asia and still taking over, this mad man is feared by many!

In order to stop 6stevejobs9, president Rifle and Chinese sensei had a meeting at the square in Cenra.

6stevejobs9 by senseipoopbutt December 21, 2020

Steve Jobs heaven 

Where your iWhatever and other Apple-related gadgets go goes when they die.

Travis: Shit, dude. I accidentally dropped a sledge hammer on my iPhone. I think I killed it.
Kenny: Yeah, it's gone to Steve Jobs heaven.

Steve Jobs heaven by hotelsuicide February 1, 2010

Steve Jobs 

Mediocre work by lazy assholes named Steve.

Serg: Why are these computers all fucked up?
Vic: Steve's the one that built them out.
Serg: Oh so they're all Steve Jobs.

Steve Jobs by Dick Picker January 26, 2023