stelmaszek 

The last name of very few Americans and Polands. If you have this last name you're most likely polish and burn pretty easily in the sun. You also love paczkis and when you tell people about them no one knows what the hell you're talking about. It's a different spelling for stemaszki which means carriage maker. People also never know how to pronounce it.

"What's your last name?"
"Stelmaszek"
"Stel... what???"

stelmaszek by Bigsexyjellyfish April 11, 2017

Stellmach 

an abseloute hottie

Stellmach is the hottest person ever, no cap bro

Stellmach by Enulo April 26, 2022

stelma 

A teenage boy who usually carried fireworks in his pockets.
He used to be fat and had sexy blond highlights,
but now he lost weight and is a big ass scene kid.
Guys hate him now cuz he gets all the girls.
He wishes he had Naomi Davies and that he actually got into Peri's pants that night.

"stelmas pants are getting tighter everyday, " - naomi
" I know, where does his package go !?"- peri
" dude, mr.g took it. " - naomi

stelma by NaomiandPeriarebomb. June 29, 2008

steumac 

Nasty pussy (vagina that is really gross)

Rosie O'Donnell has a hairy steumac

steumac by nick 12 May 1, 2008

Stelmocked 

An exorbitant rent increase due to provincial government inactivity. Named for Alberta premier Ed Stelmach.

Oh man, I got stelmocked for another 300 bucks a month!

Stelmocked by Richard Sixto August 12, 2007

Stelmar 

A friend who constantly steals from you but never apologises.

You took my pen you stelmar

Stelmar by CT18K September 10, 2020

Stellmacher

Rich guy with a pool in his backyard. Extremely snobby.

Also a Shaolin Monk

-Guys, look! a Stellmacher!
-Oh, it's pretty! lets catch it!

Stellmacher by Knyrps September 7, 2022