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stevetony 

epitome of gay ship for straight people
“I don’t really care about or like the characters but I ship stevetony because I think the characters having hate sex is hot
stevetony by donutstark January 24, 2021

Skeetonian 

A Skeetonian is the unit of measurement that is used to measure the power of Skeet.
Since there was no unit of measurement for skeet power, the "Skeetonian" was created.

The average male skeets at about 10 Skeetonians, while Peter North skeets at 25 Skeetonians.

Skeetonian units are not progressive in scale, they measure much like Fahrenheit temperature units.
Skeetonian by Meelo Rub-in September 28, 2012

Stemtonk 

The root system of a rare cave growing plant called the Torlfind
did you see how deep the stemtonk was on that torlfind?
Stemtonk by Zurtle June 23, 2009

streetonian 

An former or current Eton (or other public school) pupil who is heavily into grime, dubstep or any other form of alternative street music/culture. Often characterised by obnoxious and expensive trainers, excessive drug use and an uncanny ability to be able to talk like Wiley among fellow streetonians whilst remembering their elocution lessons come through when asking Mummy for more money.
Tarquin: Hugo, bro, you're like ma fam nd ting.
Hugo: Dunknow, we been repping the dubstep hype since way back.

'Look at Victor in his snapback, what a streetonian'
streetonian by dryandbitter February 23, 2012
A deliciously handsome male with a genuine thirst for knowledge, a wicked sense of humour and sense of adventure. Great to look at. The envy of all other alpha males.
"He's gorgeous"
"He must be a smeeton"

"i've always wanted a smeeton"
"dont you think thats a little out of your league?"

"phwoar! Smeeton"
Smeeton by fizzwig September 28, 2012
a nickname made by people with no lives aka brianna and katie.
"skeeton found out that i squeeze my boobs together to make them look bigger!"
Skeeton by westbrook lovers January 6, 2009