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shove your big toe in a bitches schfinkter..wiggle it around a little bit..toe her asshole good..then put your tootsie toe in her mouth.
Dear Journal
I cant stand shit on my thumb so i decided to give my girl a steel toe danish today instead.
Love,
Travolta
by Travolta January 24, 2006

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