Top Definition
A shopping cart being pushed by someone in an impaired state who wishes to give the appearance of a thoughtful, considerate spouse.
“You push the stealth walker, honey. It will help you keep your balance while I load the groceries.”
“Thank you, my love. I feel like I’m going to fall over any minute.”
by Bottom Ford April 17, 2010

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