Chet Steadman 

The moustachioed Chicago Cubs pitcher from Rookie of The Year with a rocket arm who eats the best Salisbury steak he's ever had and then continues to blow out his arm. Chet can make a wailing guitar play on demand when it is relevant to anything that is happening to him in real life.

Chet Steadman will strike you out with the high stanking cheddar and then eat the best Salisbury steak he's ever had.

Chet Steadman by Ebenezer Scrotum February 7, 2008

steadmanized 

A man who is basically overshadowed by his female partner. People know that he exists, but could care less about him.

Dan used to receive a lot of press about his career, now that he's dating that uber famous movie star, he's been steadmanized. Where is he anyway? Who cares?

steadmanized by Bryce King October 7, 2008

Steamen 

When an alchemist of impeccable skill draws a transmutation circle around his penis; Upon climax, he transmutes his semen into steam, as to intentionally burn his lover.

Ex: "Bro I fired a nice steamen load in her face. Had her walking around looking like the Governor."

Ex 2: "I gave her a nice steamen pie. It was real hot."

Steamen by Baby Sweet Relish November 1, 2014

Steadmania 

When everyone around you all of a sudden turns into a bunch of Steadmans; A rare disorder scene only a small amount in the history of the world.

I was walking down the street and all of a sudden I was hit with a case of Steadmania, everyone around me became total assholes.

Steadmania by Jos. A. Bank June 23, 2010

steadman 

n.
1. a man joined in a long-term, heterosexual, monogamous relationship to a woman without being married to her, often due to the woman's desire to hold off on matrimony (sometimes indefinitely).
2. an unmarried male spouse

My steadman and I have been together for 13 years and that's four times as long as my parents were married!

steadman by Angela Carrington August 30, 2005

Steadman 

Someone who is an asshole for no apparent reason; A highly unliked character. One who fails to realize they have no friends; Someone who lives a shower-deprived life.

Mike, stop being an asshole, you're turning into a Steadman.

Steadman by Jos. A. Bank June 23, 2010

steadman 

1.) n. Man who makes less than his spouse.
2.) n. Man who is outshined by his spouse's accomplishments.

You better ask for a raise, you don't want to be a steadman.

steadman by andywebs September 17, 2005