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The disease of person (often politician or journalist) who is constantly spewing statistics and refuses to back up their arguments with anything else.
Person 1: Dude, Bush refuses to use anything but numbers to prove that the Iraq war was a good idea.

Person 2: I know, he's totally got statisticular cancer.
by montycus September 26, 2007

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