starsage 

A lucrative run of the mill sausage patty in the shape of a star.

Herbert: "Hey Craig, what is that you are eating?"
Craig: "Oh, this? Its a starsage."
Herbert: "Sweet."

starsage by N.A. Zaidman January 4, 2008

Sassage Pants 

When you feel a breeze in your shorts and realize your sassage fell between the slit in your boxers.

In class...
Jason: Dude, why are you touchin yourself?
Mark: I've got a mean case of the sassage pants!
Jason: Haha good luck

Sassage Pants by Beautyblood August 23, 2010

smassage 

massage that ends in sex, or a sexual ending massage

babes do you want a smassage?

smassage by Grrlikealion October 14, 2021

Stossage 

A man who holds naked bbq's, and flirts with all the ladies on MSN. He usually enjoy's a good Bob's Dog, if you know what I mean.

"Man, that Stossage sure is bombing with the ladies!"
or
"Not going near that Stossage, he's naked!"

Stossage by Sparkles! October 1, 2003

starsage 

A run of the mill sausage patty shaped like a lucrative celestial star.

Manfred: "Hey Larry, what is that you are eating?"
Larry: "Oh, its a starsage."
Manfred: "Sweet."

starsage by N.A. Zaidman January 2, 2008

sassage fest 

is when an individual (or a group of people whose girl to guy ratio is lacking) uncontrollably releases an unheard amount of sass on others

often mistaken for the term sausage fest

That dude is having a sassage fest right now, somebody's gotta stop him before poor Willy loses his dignity.

sassage fest by devine2029 November 24, 2010

sassage

A sausage with attitude.

Real men don't eat quiche; they eat sassages. So do real women. Sassages are the new fish. They are the new black.

sassage by Sarah Shrubb March 11, 2008