Smash Testicle 

The everlasting glowing sphere of fiery power that can sometimes be sequestered from a crate, barrel or will occasionally burst from the womb of the universe. Some go there whole lives without ever seeing the elusive bright shine that can drive even the most lowly knave to supreme glory. Its origins date back to ancient times, (Jan 31 2008). Its raw energy derived from the NUTSACK OF CHUCK NORRIS, shooting from his throbbing urethra, the energy shot forth into the bowels of the universe's cunthole. It gestated for countless millenia waiting for the opportune moment to blast through and reveal its supreme power in a display of unparalleled awesomeness. Gaining the power of the deceptive orb requires cunning, skill, stamina, endurance, luck and pure testosterone. It may last only for a moment, but for that brief instant... you are god.

Nadsack: no... dont get it...

Dude: Im gonna get it!!! IM gonna get the smash testicle!!!!!!!

Nadsack: NOOoOOo!!!

Dude: YES! I GOT IT!

Nadsack: *blown away in blinding light AAAUAHAUAGAHAAGH!!!!

Dude:....I love this game.

Smash Testicle by cockjuggling thundercunt October 13, 2009

Shashtastic 

Adjective describing really great sex that resulting in multiple orgasms.

Last night was shashtastic!

I had a shashtastic night last night!

Shashtastic by mmywwords September 14, 2010

spashtastic 

a word to describe something funny cute or cool happening between spashley spencer + ashley from south of nowhere. see spashley for more info.

"oh man last nights episode of south of nowhere was spashtastic"

spashtastic by donnie lighto December 15, 2008

Smashtastic 

Awesome. Ace. Good. Fabulous in any way, shape or form. You wish it to your friends like so:

Have yourself a smashtastic day darling.

Smashtastic by ericLOVE May 6, 2009

Stashtastic 

One who wears a well groomed, full blown mustache of fantastic quality.

Jim Jones looked in the mirror to check out his new stash and was feeling stashtastic.

Stashtastic by bikershit June 1, 2011

Smashtasticate 

To absolutely destroy something, beat it into the ground, completely annihilate.

Can also be used to demonstrate how thoroughly you've beaten somebody in a competition such as a game or sport.

We smashtasticated them guys at football last night!
That dog got smashtasticated by that car!
I'm gonna smashtasticate this guy with a baseball bat.

Smashtasticate by TheSmashtasticator November 27, 2016

Smashtastic 

Someone who's Sexy and Fantastic that you would fuck

Dam, She's Smashtastic

Smashtastic by Cblayl1 August 23, 2011