(german) etymologically "stand" means standing and "gebläse" means blower. therefore, a standgebläse is slang for a midget who is just tall enough to suck one's phallus while standing up straight.
At first I didn't think she'd be tall enough, but now that she's in high heels this standgebläse will be able to reach my penis with her mouth.
by URWordsmith March 16, 2010
German word for a girl who's short enough to blow a guy standing straight up. Can also be used to insult short friends. Translates word-for-word to "standing-blower" in english.
Guy 1: "Hey dude, check out how short that gymnast is!"
Guy 2: " Yeah man, she's a total standgeblaGuy 1: "Hey dude, check out how short that gymnast is!"
Guy 2: " Yeah man, she's a total standgebläse!"
Guy 2: " Yeah man, she's a total standgeblaGuy 1: "Hey dude, check out how short that gymnast is!"
Guy 2: " Yeah man, she's a total standgebläse!"
by Mr.Shenanigans026 February 4, 2010