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stall talker

someone who talks while using a public restroom. Bad restroom etiquette.
Jessic is stall talker & so is Sarah.
stall talker by Rosemarye R January 2, 2009

Small Talk 

Useless and unnecessary conversation attempted to fill the silence in an awkward situation. Commonly backfires into feelings of loneliness and social discomfort. Usually is intiated by comments regarding the current weather, weather pattern of the past/future few days or major weather disturbances in the recent past.
Gas Man: Nice weather, if you're a duck.
Noid: uh, You over pumped.
Gas Man: So I did, I'll only charge you what you asked for.
C: Your small talk just cost you $1.37.
Noid: Drive On
Small Talk by foug January 11, 2005

small talk 

A bullshit social ritual where people decide to talk about the weather and how they're doing instead of topics that are actually interesting and fun to talk about. People often resort to small talk to avoid being awkward and as a way to conform to acting normal or expected.
Small talk prevents people from talking about interesting subjects that will improve their knowledge and foresight
small talk by Dubiks February 11, 2019

small talk 

The act of supplying a person with irrelevant information about oneself in an attempt to appear friendly and normal to a person one is meeting for the first time. This practice I'd particularly important to extroverts (people who take pleasure in spewing random bits of their life stories at anybody who will listen,) who use it to try to judge and impress others with the ability to observe the weather and remember how many siblings they have. Unfortunately, these skills are widely regarded by introverts as both unimpressive and anyway pointless due to the fact that introverts and extroverts alike do not usually give a damn about how long their neighbors have been married and are not likely to remember unless their neighbors are close friends, in which case small talk usually isn't used anyway. Note: all people resort to small talk in uncomfortable situations.
Person 1: How was the new Star Trek movie?

Person 2: It was great except the people I went with have never even watched any other Star Trek before. Most of the car ride was awkward small talk.
small talk by galaxyhiker May 18, 2013

Small Talk Walk 

The art of increasing or decreasing the rate of one's walk in the office or parking lot so as to avoid inane conversation about the weather with fellow associates.
There were simply too many people in the parking lot to make his Small Talk Walk very effective.
Small Talk Walk by Shane Harris September 9, 2005

stall talking 

super bad public restroom behaviour, talking to people while using apublic restroom
I walked in and caught Sarah & Jessica stall talking.
stall talking by Rosemarye R September 2, 2007
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murderhobo 

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Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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