stainin 

To have sex with a girl.

"Nigga I was stainin that hoe last night"

stainin by Eric Moore April 29, 2008

Staining the Porcelain 

To take a dump. A shit, if you will.

P.J.: "Be right back guys! I'll be Staining the Porcelain for a few minutes!"

Staining the Porcelain by P.J. Hutch March 8, 2008

staining porcelain 

stocking the pond, dropping the kids off at the pool, etc. slang phrase for deification

Where's john... oh he's out staining porcelain

staining porcelain by mormdavid April 24, 2009

social shit-staining 

A humorous alternative to Social Distancing. It conveys a negative connotation towards the term Social Distancing.

It's really frustrating to have to line up to enter a shop because of social shit-staining!

social shit-staining by PearcyM8 July 22, 2020

Staining the wood 

Having sex with a woman when she is on her period.

Man I was staining the wood with that chick last night...

Staining the wood by opiuyt April 27, 2011

staining the table 

It's when you defecate on someone's chest and gently smear it with your hand. Kind of like wax on, wax off.

Tony came over last night and he began staining the table.

staining the table by Josh1981 February 7, 2008

staining the deck 

the act of taking a shit on the pussy

man 1:man i stained the deck last night
man 2:dude fukn nastey, but i love staining the deck

staining the deck by skinhead1488 August 1, 2010