when your genitals are manually manipulated during a theatrical performance.
I was pissed that my blind date took me to see "Cats" but at least I got some stage hand.
by Feint5 March 14, 2013
A Stage Hand is someone who lacks real acting ability, yet still wants to be part of a stage production. Usually drama dropouts if you will, they do not appreciate the art or talent of actors.
A roadie for a band can be considered a stage hand.
by Xela Rebel March 17, 2011