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1.
One who is often noted for her remarkable ability to instill younger males with overwhelming thoughts of reciprocated physical contact. Her striking similarities to her male counterparts give her the edge in nearly every scenario she enters, leaving victims totally and utterly helpless.
What happenned to that guy? He's been smiling for hours and won't stop staring at the ceiling

What a silly question, clearly victimized by a Staceymello
by Helpless man April 13, 2011