Dick Stable 

noun, plural -bles,

1.
Anatomy, Zoology .
a.
the passage leading from the uterus to the vulva in certain female mammals. Compare oviduct.
b.
a sheathlike part or organ.
2.
Botany . the sheath formed by the basal part of certain leaves where they embrace the stem.

3.
Just another word for vagina.

HNIC505 would like to visit your mom's dick stable.

Or
Your mom's dick stable has seen many stallions.

Dick Stable by hnic505 January 5, 2012

stale dick 

Dried out penis that has not been in use for an extended period of time.

Damn, I wish I had a girlfriend. I've had stale dick for months now.

stale dick by BigDicktionary March 10, 2015

Stale Dick 

A dick that’s not fresh. One you don’t want to eat.

Don’t whip out a stale dick and expect me to suck it.

Stale Dick by Sammycole March 4, 2020

stapledick 

The unfortunate consequence of trying to repair holes in underwear on the cheap. Contrary to the apparent image presented by the word, one does not staple his dick; rather, he staples the hole in the underwear correctly, but proceeds to get stabbed by the staples within. Often painful though, fortunately, rarely disastrous.

I noticed a split in my boxers down the seams and tried to fix it in my office with office supplies. Now I have stapledick.

stapledick by ElPresidenteEdeno September 14, 2011