That one black sheep member of the family that nobody talks about and never gets invited to family gatherings. May have done time in a mental institution or prison for stabbing someone.
by wolfbait51 April 6, 2011
The cheesy/fake grin you make when you are so pissed off that you just want to stab someone but instead you grin and bear it.
My supervisor didn't approve my time off to go to the coast this weekend with my family so I gave him the mc stabby and walked away instead of punching him in the face. stabby
by whosthatgirl April 6, 2009
When its so hot out that tempers get short, and fights flare up. Used esp. for areas in the inner city, where the crime rate seems to go up with the temperature.
by anon p. anon August 17, 2009
When you are on the loo about to poo but it feels like you have been on a diet of nuts, Shreddies, barbed wire and glass and it actually hurts to push it out.
by Uri Bent My Cock. January 31, 2015
The numerical value given to how Stabby one is feeling at a particular moment. Ranges would exist on a 1-200 range with 100, of course, being average.
My dog is depressed, my girlfriend broke up with me, my parents bought a screechy bird which keeps me up all night and my job demands I walk on water to be an average employee!! My Stabby index = 175 right now!
by Orangeblood97 March 9, 2011
Any object that is used to "poke", stir, or clean out a bowl of bud, either during, before or after smoking.
Oh shit, there is still some ash from that last gnarly bowl in my bong slide, hand me a pokey stabby so i might clean it out.
by Mr. Macgyver May 29, 2011