stabbing the cat

Wanking. From the motion of stabbing an invisible cat on ones lap.

That guy never comes out anymore, hes always stabbing the cat!

by Bewesy November 12, 2003

stabbing the cat

a really cool way to say jacking off

also somethng you can say in front of your parents becuase they won't get it.

"Dude that guy is fucking stabbing the cat in the mall!!!"

by Haley ann January 7, 2008

stab the cat

Penetrating a vagina forcefully enough to make it bleed. I.e. Vigorously bottoming out.

1: Beat that pussy up
2: You fucken me so hard last night that I'm on my period.
3: Your going to have to call the rspca tonight because I'm going to kill the family pet.
4: Touch your toes I'm going to stab the cat.

by thebloodyfunnel May 20, 2015