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St. Stephens & St. Agnes School 

A private high school with great academics and athletics. If you live anywhere in AVA you probably should try to go to sssas. Not Episcopal( fucking 60,000 a year to just have someone else raise your kid to be surrounded by douche bags.. Not to mention 0 parties and nice cars EHS. Pretty much the laughing stock of AVA), not Ireton( a "private school" ur better off going to T.C. BI sucks at literally everything.), not T.C.(Broke boy's attend, plus serg...), not Gonzaga(your dick will actually shrink and ur such a faggot), and def not Landon( fucking gross). SSSAS guys and girls are usually very attractive, athletic, wealthy, and smart. There is a reason every other fucking school shows up to our parties. So if u want to pull poon come to SSSAS( if u can get in we dont take a dumbass)
He goes to St. Stephens & St. Agnes School, definitely has a huge cock.

St. Stephens and St. Agnes 

A rletively chill IAC school. Unlike Prep (a bunch of guido fucks), Landon (faggots), EHS (douche bags who don't have cars or loving parents. party at chicken out guys!), Bullis (the epitome of maryland trash, this school should be in south jersey), and stalbans (gay douche bags. tim russerts kid goes there, thats says enought, those fucks). The Saints excell at drinking and girls sports. The main difference between SSSAS and the other IAC schools is that altough we can all get into good colleges based on our high schools, Saints aren't faggots. And TC people are poor, so they don't get to have an opinion about our school, they can only get ready for their next class in gas pumping or minimum wage job working 101. those proletariat fucks.
St. Stephens and St. Agnes kids are chill, unlike the rest of the IAC which makes me want to tightly grasp the soap and make sure it doesn't drop.

St Stephens gyal 

This gyal always feel they wet and bad
If u ever see a st stephens gyal put she in she place with she flat bottom
If yuh want ah gyal with no ass look for d st stephens gyal
St Stephens gyal by anonymous September 15, 2020

St stephens Catholic Secondary School 

What a school. Vice principals act like wardens of a prison, and casually lurk the halls at any given time. Once you hear the heels and the jingly keys I’d suggest you run.

People also piss in the juulroom which is odd, even stranger is that some call it the “bAtHrOoM”.

God forbid you are out of uniform tho....
“Yo fham tryna lap quick at st stephens catholic secondary school”
“I jus got a detention for bein outta uniform, yk how the VP’s r mans can’t leave again, they got me sittin in the corner of the hallway yo”
“They really treatin you like a mut

St stephens episcopal school 

Holy christian school with rich kids and blazers that wont stop talking about latin club
Hey you go to St stephens episcopal school?

watch out for anthony!

St Stephens School 

A shit school for shit people.
Friend 1: wait you go to St Stephens School?
Friend 2: yea..
Friend 1: Wow! no wonder you're adopted

St. Stephen's Episcopal School 

One of the most prestigious, challenging, and wealthy schools in America. Old money school located in Austin, Texas. Students come primarily from the city's elite areas of Westlake and Tarrytown. Guys can be seen wearing oxfords and khakis and the girls wear sundresses and boots. Parking lot is filled with BMWs, Range Rovers, and Lexuses.

The guys are douchey and carry themselves with a "we're better than you and we know it" mentality. As far as the girls go, think Texas Southern Belles. Many come from old oil families. Most students end up at elite universities, and almost every family has some sort of "connection" at schools like UT and SMU.
"That kid looks like he's the shit."
"Yeah, but he's a dick. Dude's from Westlake and goes to St. Stephen's Episcopal School."