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St. Patty's Day

Not a real day , said by stupid Americans. Actually spelt St. Paddys day . (The Irish for Patrick is Padraig so paD is correct not paT)
Are you going to the St. Patty's day parade (WRONG)

I was out at the pub for a few scoops on St. Patrick's Day. (RIGHT)
St. Patty's Day by ~Mc Lovin' March 21, 2017

St. Patty's Day Grenade 

When you throw a McDonald's Shamrock Shake into a large crowd of people on St. Patty's day, resulting in a large crowd looking like it has been covered in a green semen. What might happen if a leprechaun skeets on 5th avenue in Manhattan.
1:"Watch this."
(throws shamrock shake into crowd)
2:"Oh my God. It looks like a leprechaun skeeted on them"
1:"That would be a St. Patty's Day Grenade."

St. Patty's Pot O' Gold 

While your hitting a girl from behind you cum in her vag, pull out, insert your limpening dick in her butt. Once inserted begin too pee, while saying "magically delicous" thus making the St. Patty's Pot O' Gold.
Man after I came in that bitch I had to piss, so I just gave her the St. Patty's Pot O' Gold.

St. Patty's Day Pact 

A promise that every year on Saint Patrick's Day two or more friends will go on a walk while smoking a cigarette, even if they loathe one and other they must do this.

This is almost like a task to those who take the oath.
Friend:"Are you and -insert name- going to follow through with the St. Patty's Day Pact?"

Me:"We hate each other, but it has to be done."

St. Patty's Day Fatty 

a fat blunt or joint shared on St. Patty's Day!
On my way back from break, i decided to roll a St. Patty's Day Fatty. On St. Patty's Day.

st. pattyshit 

When you are on the commode, drop a big one, and get up to look at it before whipping your ass (like everyone does), you notice that your shit has a green or greenish tint. This is usually caused by the consumption of a lot of green vegetables in proportion to anything else.
"Hey man, do you see that vegan over there? I bet he had to take a st. pattyshit this morning."