St. Patty's Day

Not a real day , said by stupid Americans. Actually spelt St. Paddys day . (The Irish for Patrick is Padraig so paD is correct not paT)

Are you going to the St. Patty's day parade (WRONG)

I was out at the pub for a few scoops on St. Patrick's Day. (RIGHT)

St. Patty's Day by ~Mc Lovin' March 21, 2017

St. Patty's Day Grenade 

When you throw a McDonald's Shamrock Shake into a large crowd of people on St. Patty's day, resulting in a large crowd looking like it has been covered in a green semen. What might happen if a leprechaun skeets on 5th avenue in Manhattan.

1:"Watch this."
(throws shamrock shake into crowd)
2:"Oh my God. It looks like a leprechaun skeeted on them"
1:"That would be a St. Patty's Day Grenade."

St. Patty's Day Grenade by Mr. Charles McMeaty March 29, 2011

St. Patty's Pot O' Gold 

While your hitting a girl from behind you cum in her vag, pull out, insert your limpening dick in her butt. Once inserted begin too pee, while saying "magically delicous" thus making the St. Patty's Pot O' Gold.

Man after I came in that bitch I had to piss, so I just gave her the St. Patty's Pot O' Gold.

St. Patty's Pot O' Gold by Cecil Bernard April 29, 2009

St. Patty's Day Pact 

A promise that every year on Saint Patrick's Day two or more friends will go on a walk while smoking a cigarette, even if they loathe one and other they must do this.

This is almost like a task to those who take the oath.

Friend:"Are you and -insert name- going to follow through with the St. Patty's Day Pact?"

Me:"We hate each other, but it has to be done."

St. Patty's Day Pact by Mogan Bee March 20, 2007

St. Patty's Day Fatty 

a fat blunt or joint shared on St. Patty's Day!

On my way back from break, i decided to roll a St. Patty's Day Fatty. On St. Patty's Day.

St. Patty's Day Fatty by Token Asian March 17, 2010

St Patty's Day 

Name used by intellectually challenged Americans for St Patrick's Day.

Hi Quaint Irish Person, where can we get a green beer for st patty's day?
Patty? Who the fuck she then when she's at home?

St Patty's Day by OrishShannon February 21, 2011

St Patty Matty 

A term used to perfectly describe the state of being absolutely fucked due to festivities, excessive drinking, and over the top celebrations on the holiday known as St Patrick's Day

“Dude I was as smashed as St Patty Matty” / “I pulled an St Patty Matty last night and couldn’t make it to my bed “

St Patty Matty by princessej March 26, 2018