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St. Elmo's Fire 

Movie from eighties about a buncha recent Georgetown grads that all frequent a bar called St. Elmo's. Starred Demi Moore, Rob Lowe, etc. In the movie, it explains that St. Elmo's Fire is a natural, atmospheric phenomenom that sailors mistook for lighthouse beacons, thus giving them reassurance that land was close. Something like a security blanket that gives comfort and reassurance in troubling times.
If u've seen the aurora borealis, then u should also check out St. Elmo's Fire.

Ever seen that movie, "St. Elmo's Fire?"

My mistress was my St. Elmo's Fire during my messy divorce.
St. Elmo's Fire by knasdf July 20, 2008
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St. Elmo's Fire 

An electrical phenomenon that causes a blue aura to emanate from certain structures during times of high static electricity. St. Elmo's Fire is often seen by sailors on ships at sea during stormy weather. Sailors in centuries past believed it was a good omen. St Elmo's Fire is known to have caused a high degree of intelligence to be possessed by person's known to have it course through their body.
Examples of such intelligent people whose genius was caused by St. Elmo's Fire are the following: Albert Einstein, Plato, Aristotle, Socrates, and The Anonymous Pastor of the Church of the Better Resurrection.
St. Elmo's Fire by anonpastor December 15, 2012

St. Elmo, IL

St. Elmo is a town located along Interstate 70 in South-Central Illinois and its population is around 1500. St. Elmo High School is home to the Eagles and, inevitably, the bottom layer of scum in the United States social class system. The town is basically a plutocracy, with the wealthy, who made their fortunes through good ol' oil, pay for 90% of the teachers' salaries through property tax. The other people, who make up 95% of the population, live off and cheat the system through welfare and/or a large inheritance. The town prides itself off of victories, fairly or unfairly achieved, over the Altamont Indians. This hatred for a town so close to them has arose out of thin air. They think that Altamont, and other small towns, have a conscious evil agenda against the diminutive and unappealing town that is simply not there. The townspeople throw all class and respect out the window when supporting their school at various sporting events, with elderly women shouting obscene remarks and random adults threatening physical harm on high school fans from other schools.

Do not be mistaken, there are respectable and nice people who live in and are from St. Elmo, but collectively, they could be described as unintelligent, classless, and simply unaware.

Do not visit St. Elmo. It, in no way, will stimulate your interests and help you grow as a person. It can, however, teach you how not to live.
St. Elmo, IL golf course -- perfect example of a diamond in the rough. ONLY tourist attraction in town.

Terrible basketball court -- dimensions and conditions are inexplicably bad.
St. Elmo, IL by toofastforyou1 March 16, 2013

St. Elmo's Fire 

When you're doing a girl in the butt from behind, you reach over to the nearest fire source and use it to light her hair. Then when she is running around the room screaming, spray her with a fire extinguisher.
Why are you covered in all that white crap? And where's your heair?

My boyfriend did A St. Elmo's Fire to me last night.

Oh, thats awesome.
St. Elmo's Fire by Pj McGintey April 5, 2005

st. elmo's fire 

an electro-luminescent corona discharge between nipples during sex..
with bosom's in each ear when things heat-up st. elmo's fire starts. Its shorts out your brain for about 10 seconds!!!

St. Elmo’s Fire 

Growin' up, you don't see the writing on the wall
Passin' by, movin' straight ahead, you knew it all
But maybe sometime if you feel the pain
You'll find you're all alone, everything has changed
Play the game, you know you can't quit until it's won
Soldier on, only you can do what must be done
You know in some way you're a lot like me
You're just a prisoner and you're tryin' to break free
I can see a new horizon underneath the blazin' sky
I'll be where the eagle's flying higher and higher
Gonna be your man in motion, all I need's this pair of wheels
Take me where my future's lyin', St. Elmo's fire (Ooh, oooh, oooh)
Burning up, don't know just how far that I can go
(Just how far I go)
Soon be home, only just a few miles down the road
I can make it, I know, I can
You broke the boy in me but you won't break the man
I can see a new horizon underneath the blazin' sky
I'll be where the eagle's flying higher and higher
Gonna be your man in motion, all I need's this pair of wheels
Take me where my future's lyin', St. Elmo's fire
I can climb the highest mountain, cross the wildest sea
I can feel St. Elmo's fire burnin' in me, burnin' in me
Just once in his life a man has his time
And my time is now, I'm coming alive
I can hear the music playin', I can see the banners fly
Feel like you're back again, and hope ridin' high
Gonna be your man in motion, all I need's this pair of wheels
Take me where my future's lyin', St. Elmo's fire
I can see a new horizon underneath the blazin' sky
I'll be where the eagle's flying higher and higher
Gonna be your man in motion, all I need's this pair of wheels
Take me where my future's lyin', St. Elmo's fire
I can climb the highest mountain, cross the wildest sea
I can feel St. Elmo's fire burnin' in me
Burnin', burnin' in me, I can feel it burnin'
St. Elmo's Fire, St. Elmo’s Fire

St Elmo's Dutch Oven Fire 

When the static electricity under your blanket makes a spark and ignites you or your significant other's flatulence.
Sorry I'm late for pilates; I was dealing with a St Elmo's Dutch Oven Fire situation back home. We thing we can save the blankets but the cat is still on life support.