St. Albans 

A City 10 miles outside North London, England where all the other St. Albans got their name from due to English colonisation on other continents.

Paul: Lets go on the pull in St. Albans tonight.

Simon: I don't know Paul, they all rich bitches out there who are well desperate.

Paul: And the problem is?

Simon: You're right. Lets go.

St. Albans by Monkey Dave June 19, 2004

St. Albans 

St. Albans school is the governing body of the East Coast area of the United States. Schools like Landon and Prep usually fall under harsh jurisdiction to St. Albans, especially when all of their females are confiscated.

Those St. Albans kids really do run it.

St. Albans by LAXBRO222 January 13, 2019

St. Albans 

Suburb in the west of Melbourne, Australia. High chances of you getting poisoned by a pork roll or being mugged by a fierce homeless granny wearing mockies (see 'mockies').

'hey moite, duz siz trayn goda s'nawb'ns?'

St. Albans by Athene 'n' Mah Davels May 21, 2003

St. Albans School 

The school responsible for producing the wealthiest studs on the East Coast. Absolute chotches. These young men summer in Nantucket and the Bahamas and consume ungodly alcohol when they aren't breaking academic records. Prep and Landon kids wish they got in. The typical STA student will graduate high school after tearing it up in LAX or Baseball, and go on to an IVY league school where they will get with all the hot chicks. Then, they will either become a famous politician like graduate Al Gore(absolute hoss) or they will go on to make millions in private equity. Either way, they will have a hot wife and live in a giant house.

"Are there going to be STA boys at the party? If not we shouldn't go" -Hot chick
"I wish I got into St. Albans School" - Average Georgetown Prep student
"I hope that Jason from St. Albans hires me as a toilet cleaner when he takes over his dad's hedge fund" -Gonzaga student

St. Albans School by Private School Review April 30, 2023

st. Albans School 

The school for incredibly smart and hot guys. They party real hard and are great at baseball and track. they will all become the next billion airs and fuck all the hot girls, while the landon and prep guys will be working at fucking mcdonalds. Most kids are really rich and get with all the girls they want.

St. Albans School guy guy: yea you going to the party??/
Landon guy: no i wasn't invited i go to landon
STA guy: haha sux for u

st. Albans School by dcsta February 25, 2011

St. Albans Snickers 

The act of stuffing at least 3 snickers bars into a person ass, walking downtown, then having your "date" eat them out of you (see Green Mountain Mustache)

Dude, we did a St. Albans Snickers last night, we walked down Bank St then back again, you shoulda seen R and C's Green Mountain Mustache!

St. Albans Snickers by Dorkus Vermontus October 16, 2008

St. Albans School 

An elite, private college preparatory school for boys in Washington, D.C. Its mascot is the bulldog and its team colors are blue and white. St. Albans has a reputation for being among the elite school in the nation for its college placement and tendency to produce politicians. A 2004 article in the Wall Street Journal found that among U.S. schools, St. Albans had the 11th-highest success rate in placing graduates at 10 selective universities. St. Albans graduates include Former Vice President Al Gore, Senator Evan Bayh, Senator Michael Bennett, Journalists David Ignatius and Ian Urbina, and Fox News host Brit Hume.

St. Albans is considered co-curricular and all boys are expected to participate in a sport. St. Albans competes in the Interstate Athletic Conference (IAC), a league of independent schools in the Washington, D.C. area. Other members of the league are Georgetown Preparatory School, Bullis School, Episcopal High School, Landon School, and St. Stephen's and St. Agnes School.

"St. Albans School sits atop Mount Saint Alban in Washington, DC. With their egos you'd presume they were on top of Everest."

"St. Albans is a snooty, elitist, inside-the-Beltway institution."
-Slate Magazine

St. Albans School by DC Observer May 18, 2009