Smilkshake 

A blended mixture of smegma and milk. Similar to the consistency of a milkshake (hench the name).

In the fraternity's new hazing tradition, recruits were forced to drink smilkshakes from the vaginas of nasty old women.

Smilkshake by matt e. m. August 28, 2005

smilky

a combination of smooth and silky generally used to define the coat of a cat.

Damn that cat is smilky

smilky by kingofthieves February 17, 2008

shmilk 

Bad milk that usually smells or tastes like shit. Usually is discovered after one pours millk over perfectly good cereal.

Dude I just wasted the last of these Luck Charms because of this damn shmilk!

shmilk by B-Ro July 18, 2007

smilkies 

Excessively large, and usually sloppy, tities. Although traditionally white in color, "Smilkies" can come in all flavors (e.g. Chocolate smilkies)

Hey, check out those smilkies on Lindsay Lohan

smilkies by Lindsay Lohan November 3, 2004

Shmilk 

A mixture of schnapps and milk.

Person 1: “dude I’ve had nothing but alcohol for the past few days”

Person 2 “Dude that’s not healthy, maybe you should drink some shmilk to change it up a bit”

Shmilk by Blankurchin31 May 12, 2022

smilk

Strawberry milk.

"Hold on, I need to grab some smilk before I go to bed."

smilk by Roarster July 4, 2014

smilking 

(n.) a person who smiles when they talk

Ceste was smilking in school today.

smilking by katess February 22, 2010