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Squirting Turtles

"I could totally hear this dude squirting turtles in the stall next ta me."
Squirting Turtles by CaWe March 20, 2004

Shuttling 

When a man inserts one end of a hamster tunnel into his asshole and the other end into the other male/females asshole. Then letting off a huge fart. Therefore sending his fart to the other person.
Toby: Jake do you wanna shuttle again?
Jake: Oh yeah, shuttle me, baby.
Toby: Good because I've been holding in this huge fart all day just for you ;)
Jake: I love shuttling with you Toby ;)
Shuttling by Allupyourfinger January 27, 2017

squirtling 

The sexual act of shoving a garden hose up your partner's anus until the water comes out of their mouth. The spiritual successor to charizarding.
Did you hear about Stacy and Brandon? I heard they were squirtling last night
squirtling by pastramillion November 15, 2018

Squettling 

The act of drinking excessive amounts of alcohol from a square tea pot or kettle.
'Hey Rick, I really can't remember anything from last night'.

'Well thats what squettling does to you Olaf'.
Squettling by Penders November 5, 2009
You don't own the place , you don't rent the place , you just crashed some abandoned spot and made it home.
No one else was living there, so people started squatting.
squatting by naughty.icon October 1, 2009

The Squatting Gideon 

The act of trying to squat too much weight, falling on your face, and shitting your pants at the same time.
James pulled the squatting gideon this morning, and they're still attempting to clean the platform.