squishy faced retard 

A Squishy Faced Retard is someone that has a squishy face and is a retard, or incapable of doing some things. Can be pretty offensive if used at the wrong time.

'You Squishy Faced Retard' said (Whoever) to the old man across the road.
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squishy faced retard by iqbal February 21, 2007

Squishy Face Retard 

Squishy Face Retard is often referred to as a man who is in charge or is a "crew lead" at a railroad car offloading facility.
this mans "vagina" is usually chapped

"Wow Mike(random name) is such a squishy face retard"

Squishy Face Retard by holygaddamfsdjbgjk February 17, 2010