Squishy

Jenn's LEFT breast.

Dan doesn't know the difference between Squishy and Ed. CHOCOBOWNED

by J3nN0rz January 20, 2004

Squishy

A highly agressive softshell turtle that lives in Dee Bug's bedroom and tries to eat human fingers.

"Stop biting me, Squishy, it's rude."

by Crimson September 14, 2004

Squishy

Someone or something that gives off a bad feeling.

I have a real squishy feeling about that guy.

This place is giving me a squishy feeling.

by zcdh25 October 7, 2009

Squishy

comfy, big muscles, sexy

damn, jake is soo squishy ;)

by hiiijakeee:) July 6, 2011

Squishy

That one kind of chunky friend
Like they’re not fat but their fun to poke and squeeze

William: You’re so squishy!!

by Some real hungabaloongas November 7, 2019

Squishie

the polar opposite of the misguided term Crunchie used by Daniel Lyons of Forbes in his particulare derison ofr GNU/Linux users.

Squishie - a PHB with no understanding of technology and a lot fo arrogance and eagerness to prove themself a total and complete ass. Usually combined with statements like "To the Moon!" and "There is no free lunch."

That squishie just said that he can't allow anyone to use Linux. I suppose we will just have to tell him that he is running Linux on his servers one day.

by freecode February 4, 2004

Squishy

The act of masturbating, lifting the side of your wife or girlfriend's panties and ejaculating into them while she's sleeping on her stomache or side. After ejaculating into the panties, "squish" the semen into her ass crack thus completing the Squishy.

My wife didn't feel like having sex because she was too tired. I waited until she was asleep and gave her a Squishy!

by allisonharrington May 26, 2009